Tourist Halloween Costume

Find the brightest, loudest hawaiin style shirt possible. Wear kahki shorts, sunglasses, a big straw-style hat, and a layer of sunscreen across your nose. Don't forget a large tote bag! You can wear a camera around your neck. If your shirt has a pocket, you can include a map an imitation plane ticket... If you do not have a pocket, you can pin these to the outside of your tote bag or to your shirt.