Here are some funny epitaphs and creative tombstone names we have used and also some others for your consideration.
Funny, Yet Appropriate, Tombstone Names
- Abbie Normal
- Art U. Next
- Berry D. Hatchet
- Barry DaLive
- Ben Dismembered
- Ben Dover
- Dawn Under
- Diane Rott
- Fester N. Rott
- I. Emma Ghost
- I. M. Gone
- Izzy Gone
- Justin Pieces
- Kerry M. Off
- M.T. Tomb
- Manny Bones
- Otta B. Alive
- R. U. Next
- Reid N. Weep
- Ted N. Buried
- Wil B. Back
- Willy Rott
- Yule B. Next
Funny Epitaphs
- As You Are Now So Once Was I, As I Am Now You Soon Will Be, Prepare For Death And Follow Me.
- Dare to Disturb
- Do Not Open Until October 31st (shovel propped next to it)
- Elvis, Deal With It!
- Elvis, Or Is it?
- Here Lies Larry Bass, Missed The Brake and Hit The Gas
- Here Lies Lester More. No Les, No More ...
- Here Lies My Wife, I Bid Her Goodbye. She Rests in Peace, and Now So Do I.
- Here Lies Ron D. Vous, He met with death.
- Here Lies Slim (tall, thin headstone)
- Here Lies Tiny (very small headstone)
- Hey! Get off me!
- I Told You I Was Sick
- I'll Be Back
- I'm with stupid
- I was Fred, Now I'm dead
- Mary Aster, Should Have Walked a Little Faster
- Once I Wasn't, Then I Was, Now I Ain't Again
- Reserved for You
- Rest in Pieces (body parts scattered around)
- Your Name Here
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